Illusion is the first of all pleasures

Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.

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kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

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wongburger:

the-vashta-nerada:

pleaseremembermefondly:

charlisheen:

you know what i want to know

how the fuck did mr salt and mrs pepper make a fucking cinnamon shaker for a baby

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solve that mystery steve

THAT IS PAPRIKA YOU IGNORANT SLUT

EXCUSE ME ASSHOLE THAT IS CINNAMON HE WAS BORN IN THE FOURTH SEASON

PAPRIKA LOOKS LIKE THIS

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THAT’S FUCKING PAPRIKA

SHE’S CINNAMON’S OLDER SISTER 

GOD DAMN TUMBLR I AM FUCKING DONE WITH YOUR SHIT

tumblr gets heated over blue’s clues

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I took too many pictures of the sky… But this is my favorite
And blast off? Have a ridiculously clean cut young professional couple next to me. I might kill them somewhere over the middle of the eastern seaboard.
Here we go! T-minus 30 minutes ✈
Bro 1: bro let's get matching anchor tattoos
Bro 2: why bro?
Bro 1: so our broship doesn't float away
Bro 2: bro..
I’m going to die 😓
On my Kendrick radio flow. T minus 9 hours to takeoff ✈
immense-immunology-insight:

medicowesome:

ratherhumeruscomics:

Rather Humerus:  You go Glen Cocci! 

Awesome.

Stop trying to make infect(h) happen, it’s not gonna happen.
Thanks @cilliemunster

tellmeimaprettyprincess:

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

I just spat soda everywhere

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All packed for Friday. Nervous as all hell, hope I didn’t forget anything.
girlslovesextoo:

 

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1. Because a woman brought into this world will inevitably be given pepper spray “just in case.”

2. Because by sixteen, a young girl knows how to avoid being sexually assaulted, while a boy of the same age does not fear sexual assault in the slightest.

3. Because a girl who mocks men is a bitch, and a boy who mocks women is joking.

4. Because a girl who has sex is a slut, and a boy who has sex is a man.

5. Because in a murder, the killer is at fault, but the blame of rape is often put on the victim.

6. Because we teach girls how not to get raped instead of teaching anyone simply not to rape.

7. Because a woman should put more clothes on if her outfit makes a man uncomfortable, because his self control is her responsibility.

8. Because feminists just need to chill out.

9. Because a 22 year old sex-obsessed virgin can murder 7 people, and the problem is that someone should’ve just slept with him.

10. Because not all men are predators, but yes, all women are prey.

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